i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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