Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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