Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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