Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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