dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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