I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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