It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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