Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize