He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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