So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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