There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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