if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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