Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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