Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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