I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
She bit a glass in half.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
