We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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