Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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