"it" just moved
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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