I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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