Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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