Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
please come you make the beer taste better
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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