is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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