Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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