We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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