Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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