I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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