did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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