People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
And then he peed in my hair
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