Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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