She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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