how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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