even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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