idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
My penis needs a shock collar
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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