is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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