This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize
