Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
You pole danced in your parka.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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