and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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