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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.

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(440): View more from Ohio

i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.

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(904): View more from Florida

all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.

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(616): View more from Michigan

I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.

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