i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
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