why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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