The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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