butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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