Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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