i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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