yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
How does it feel to date your dad?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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