please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
