Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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