What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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