At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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