playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I don't think brook has ever known best
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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