what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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