margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I'm lost and stupid without you.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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