Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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