I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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