i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
the raccoons are back...
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