There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Randomize
