so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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